Inside Andrectum

ozempicofficial:

nickmpreg:

nickmpreg:

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

mysteryteacup:

boatgrave-deactivated20250901:

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

stillmissing:

starting a collection #blackmold

heylsgowt:

sacred-portal:

da-mous:

curious that you think I’m a bitch, considering the homunculus clone of you that I keep in my basement has never said something like that to me. could it simply be that the stresses of your daily life are making you irritable?

anglaised:

i hate how quickly veggies go bad like not even just lettuce its like they love dying

ozempicofficial:

medievaljournalist:

just so you know i think it was very rude of you to switch our cups when my back was turned. unrelated but can you call an ambulance i want to get my stomach pumped for. recreational purposes

bugwars:

got a job doing lower back tattoos on stray dogs. they haaaate it lol but it’s good money

ladymariayuri:

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

junglejim4322:

People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

severepoison:

my camel straight up told me “man i am not carrying another fucking straw” like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

jewfrogs:

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there